"Honey, does this dress make me look fat?"

There are certain questions a woman always asks and should really never ask if she doesn't want to hear the honest answer. Living with a devote "Asshole" (eh he calls himself that-I didn't do it) you never know what the answer might be.

His most recent answer to this particular question just to be very fair to the truth was a solid one. Really you can't argue with it, maybe throw something, but argue no. His solid advise. "No honey, the fat makes you look fat, the dress is just fine!"

Rolls her eyes.